Jennifer Haubrich

The 5 Stages of Trying to Watch a Movie as a Family

It's a lot like grief, but with popcorn

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How Much You Should Be Paid For Listening to These Parents’ Comments

From $3.59 to $1M

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What Not to Say at Your Next Parent-Teacher Conference

Advice for the borderline competent

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Imagined Compliments From Drivers Stopped Next To Me At Red Lights

Those sunglasses are so cool; I barely noticed that you’re driving a minivan.

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How I Imagine the 21st Century College Experience Was Invented

In a single conversation

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A Hostage Negotiator Critiques What You Say to Your Child at Bedtime

You gotta remember, you’re the good cop

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How We Discovered the Secrets to a Conflict-Free Marriage!

It’s not about compromise, like at all

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What to Do When You Discover You’re an Invisible Middle Aged Woman at a Bar

Hint: The world is now truly your oyster

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EU Scientists Now Recommend Sarcasm as Legitimate Means for Americans to Stay Sane

This might be our only chance.

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Signs This Group Is Definitely Not A Cult

It’s not our fault that everyone’s family members and former friends are toxic.

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College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot

How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?

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Quiz: Is Your Heart Racing From That Coffee or the Non-Stop Breaking News?

It’s time to find out.

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I’m the Best Friend in This Romantic Comedy, and I’m Confused

Do I have a life that doesn’t revolve around the main character? I’m honestly not sure.

Signs This Coffee Shop Wants You to Take Your Coffee and GTFO

Yes, they want to charge you $10 for a latte, but they do NOT want to be your “third place.”

Disposing of Your Child’s Preschool “Art” Before It Crushes You to Death

If you don’t have a plan, you are screwed. Trust me.

If Parents’ Bumper Stickers Were Honest

Most parents’ bumper stickers are humble brags. These are desperately honest.

Mental Gymnastics Required to Believe the USA Will Survive Now Count as Actual Exercise

The only good news about all the bad news.

What the Devil and Angel on a Parent’s Shoulder Say When Their Kid Wants to Skip Sports Practice

Which would you listen to?

Here’s How Your Life Will Be Better Once It’s Spring

Things are terrible, but that’s all about to change.

Clues Your Husband Thinks He’s Actually on His Favorite Football Team

From pre-game rituals to post-win celebrations, these are the telltale signs.

When You Discover You’re Middle-Aged and Invisible at a Bar

Ask what you can do if you’ll never get any attention. Turns out, it’s a lot.

Want to Start Meditating This Year? This Is for You!

These meditations aren’t just customized — this app knows you better than anyone.